New funny shayari in hindi

 

Aaj Kuchh Sharmaye Se Lagte Ho,

Sardi Ke Karan Kapkapaye Se Lagte Ho,

Chehra Aapka Khil Utha Hai,

Hafte Ke Baad Nahaye Se Lagte Ho…

Kya Mausam Aaya Hai,

Har Taraf Pani Hi Pani Laya Hai,

Ek Jadu Sa Chhaya Hai,

Tum Ghar Se Bahar Mat Niklna,

Warna Log Kahenge Barsat Hui Nahi,

Aur Mendhak Nikal Aaya Hai…

Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hai,

Baagon Mein Phool Khilaney Se Darte Hai,

Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaayeinge Hazaaro Dil,

Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girl friend Bananey Se Darte Hai

Julfo Me Foolo Ko Saja Ke Aayi Hai,

Chehare Se Dupatta Utha Ke Aayi Hai,

Kisi Ne Puchha Aaj Badi Khubsurat Lag Rahi Ho,

Mane Kaha Shayad Aaj Naha Ke Aayi Hai…

Aapki Chaal Mor Jaise,

Aawaj Koyal Jaise,

Dimag Lomdi Jaise,

Aankhen Hiran Jaise,

Par Kitna Acchha Hota,

Agar 2-3 Quality Insano Jaise Hoti…

Main Tere Aane Ka Intejar Karunga

Tu Jaha Jaigi Main Tere Sath Rahunga

Tu Jab Mujhe Yad Karegi Mai Tere Paas Aaunga

Ye Dosti Mai Marte Dum Tak Nibhata Rahunga

Aur Na Nibha Saka To Main

Tere Hath Kisi Aur Ke Hath Me Dekar Jaunga…

Girl Ki Hostal Me Ek Boy Ko Khuli Permission Hai

Ki  Jab Chahe Girl Ke Bathroom Me Ja Sakta Hai

Or Jaha Chahe Chhu Sakta Hai

Jante Ho Kisko

Lifebuoy Ko…

Kaun Sa Gham Hai Jo Yeh Haal Bana Rakha Hai,

Na Toh Makeup Hai, Na Baalon Ko Saja Rakha Hai,

Khamkha Chhedti Rahti Hai Yeh Rukhsaron Ko,

Tumne Julfon Ko Bahut Sar Pe Chada Rakha Hai…

Sms Bhejne Ka Nahi Tha Shok Hamein,

Teri Yaad Ne Mobile Pakda Diya,

Message Likhte Likhte Space Khatam Huyi,

Humne Overwrite Allowed Chala Diya,

Mere Yaar Sms Ka Reply Dena,

Humne Apna Farj Nibha Diya…

Zindagi Be-Haal Hai,

Sur Hai Na Taal Hai,

Message Box Bhi Kangal Hai,

Kya Aapki Sms Factory Mein Hadtaal Hai,

Yaar Kuchh Toh Bhejo,

Yeh Mere Mobile Ki Zindagi Ka Sawal Hai…

School Ke Paas Hamesha Drive Slow Ka,

Board Hamesha Laga Rahta Hai,

Lekin Ladkiyon Ke College Ke Paas,

Kabhi Bhi Nahi, Aisa Kyu ?

Kyuni Wahan Par Toh,

Ghadiya Apne Aap Slow Ho Jati Hai…

Jise Dil Diya Woh Delhi Chali Gayi,

Jis Se Pyar Kiya Woh Itli Chali Gayi,

Dil Ne Kaha Khudkhusi Kar Le Jaalim,

Bijli Ko Haath Lagay Toh Bijli Chali Gayi….

Pyar Kiya Jise Hazar Khusiyon Ke Liye,

Wahan Behisab Gham Nikle,

Bewafa Tum Nahi,

Bad Naseeb Hum Nikle….

Tere Pyar Ki Roshni Aisi Hai,

Har Taraf Ujala Nazar Aata Hai,

Sochta Hun Ki Ghar Ki Bijli Katwa Du,

Kambhakt Bill Bahut Aata Hai….